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Gay Weddings- Only for those of you who can take a joke…

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Just to note, this was sent to me by a gay friend.
1) On the day of a gay wedding, it’s bad luck for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

 

2) Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the couple should have:

  Something bold, something flirty, something trashy, something dirty.

 

3) It’s customary, at gay and lesbian nuptials, for the parents to have an open bar during the entire ceremony.

 

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because it’s all carbs and sugar.

 

5) It’s considered bad luck for either of the grooms to have dated the priest.

 

6) During the first dance, it’s considered unlucky to use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

 

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

 

8) The reception hall must have a disco ball and at least one go-go dancer.

 

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing Let’s Hear It For  the Boy, It’s Raining Men, or I Will Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom has to pay for everything!

Written by maricamartin

June 25, 2008 at 6:54 pm

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2 Responses to 'Gay Weddings- Only for those of you who can take a joke…'

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  1. Okay, Marica, there’s “funny”, and then there’s “too funny”. I was laughing out loud already at #1.

    Donald Broyles

    25 Jun 08 at 8:14 pm

  2. Omg as the saying goes…’TRUTH IS FUNNY!!! HAHAHA

    Owen

    28 Jun 08 at 8:29 am

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