Tip Of The Day – Know Where Your Key Is!
If the chances are good that you are going to enjoy an evening of intimate entertainment with someone special, it’s wise to think things through. Be sure your play area is clean and free of hazardous items. Remember to play safe, always respecting the boundaries of each partner. If your play will explore, shall we say, the more exotic types of personal interactions, it’s important to plan ahead. Poor planning may result in an embarrassing situation, where the “bare ass”… is yours!
The call of the week… (so far)
A call to 9-1-1 at two-o’clock in the morning last Monday to request assistance will have the dispatch center in stitches for days. Here’s the scenario -
Girlfriend calls 9-1-1 asking a deputy be sent over to assist. The problem? It seems the boyfriend is locked in a set of handcuffs, and they do not have the key! There is a protocol in such situations (yeah, it’s happened enough for a protocol to exist!). First, we make sure none of our people are missing either handcuffs or suspects! Then we check surrounding agencies to be sure they’re not missing either item. Once we’re reasonably sure the person in cuffs wasn’t put there by law enforcement, we send someone over to lend a hand. Being let out of a set of handcuffs by an annoyed cop is not something you really want to do. Especially since they’re having to come let you loose after an… “intimate encounter”.
Sorry, the rest of the details are confidential. Not because there’s some law about it, it’s just we don’t like to add insult to injury! 
So the moral to our story is… double-check your toys for proper operation and safety before using them!
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