Queer Visalia

The reports of Will Smith’s death in an automobile accident this weekend are the latest celebrity death hoax floating around the internet.  Reported to have flipped his Porshe in the Hollywood Hills, with paramedics being unable to revive him, Mr. Smith is nonetheless alive and well.  Smith was not involved in a traffic accident this weekend.  The latest victim of false death reports, Smith joins Kanye West and Britney Spears in the cyber after-life.  It should be getting pretty crowded there,  I hope someone remembers to bring the lattes.